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Lately I've been plagued by self doubt. Today I decided that until I feel better I will just make a daily list and continue my self improvement. I have been trying really hard to focus on a lot of major areas of my lifestyle right now so I can improve myself. I want to be healthier both physically and mentally & I want to be more spiritually aware. I want to be more successful in my personal life as well as professionally. My problem is all the self doubts that I have about myself have resurfaced and have made me feel depressed. This would have been a very bad thing before in my life and would have caused me much mental anguish and I would have gotten into a rut and gotten stuck in it for far too long. But I am trying to always be positive and shut down the logical sounding negative thoughts. I'm doing pretty good if I might say so myself. I still feel the self doubt but I'm ignoring it today and it's becoming 
quieter and the positive thoughts I am forcing into my head seem to be helping. Positive logic is prevailing. I have been trying really hard and I take solace in that. I am making progress. I will continue to make progress until I am the best me I can be then I will try to be even better than I thought I could be. No matter the troubles I have on the bad days, or the bad weeks, or months, etc.
